Featured strain
Melmac meets Shakti. Large, caramel-capped and collector-prized.
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Exotic species for more euphoric experiences. Every batch third-party tested, packed the day it ships.
NewMushrooms
Quick to bruise, slow to forget. Deep blue-grey staining throughout.
Whole dried Code Blue mushrooms — dusky brown caps and pale stems streaked with deep blue-grey bruising. A blue-bruising cubensis with a calm, even profile.
PotencyModerate
from$35
XXL MushroomsMushrooms
Melmac meets Shakti. Large, caramel-capped and collector-prized.
XXL Whole dried Makshak mushrooms — large caramel-brown caps on thick stems. A Melmac × Shakti hybrid with a robust build and an above-average reputation.
PotencyAbove average
from$125
RareMushrooms
A pale, cracked cap that looks like pack ice. Thai roots, albino form.
Whole dried Iceberg Albino mushrooms — cracked cream-to-tan caps on pale, thick stems. An albino isolation of the Thai Lipa Yai line.
PotencyAbove average
from$50
NewMushrooms
Short, thick and compact. Built like a little tank.
Whole dried Squatmak mushrooms — domed golden-brown caps on short, heavy stems. A compact cubensis that dries dense and weighs more than it looks.
PotencyAbove average
from$45
LimitedMushrooms
The thick-stemmed Penis Envy line, selected for deep blue bruising.
Whole dried Blue Penis Envy mushrooms — dense golden-tan caps on very thick stems with heavy blue-grey bruising. A Penis Envy line selection.
PotencyVery high
from$55
ClassicMushrooms
A rainforest classic. Earthy, steady, and quietly contemplative.
Whole dried Amazonian mushrooms — broad golden-brown caps on sturdy pale stems. A long-established cubensis with a calm, grounded character.
PotencyModerate
from$40
NewMushrooms
Named for teonanácatl, the old Nahuatl word for sacred mushrooms.
Whole dried Teo Aztec mushrooms — large caramel-gold caps with pale, sturdy stems. A Mexican-lineage cubensis with a warm, expansive feel.
PotencyModerate
from$30
LimitedMushrooms
Penis Envy genetics, heavy build. Not a strain for the first trip.
Whole dried GC Thrasher mushrooms — golden wavy caps on thick, knotted stems. A Penis Envy line cultivar, reported as a Penis Envy × Melmac cross.
PotencyVery high
from$55
Mushrooms
Dense, rugged and unhurried. Named for the Malabar coast.
Whole dried Malabar mushrooms — thick golden-brown caps on stout, fibrous stems. A robust cubensis with a steady, grounded profile.
PotencyModerate
from$30
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Nine products is a lot to read through if you are not sure what you want yet. Pick the reason instead and we will narrow it for you.
A moderate strain, a small dose, and a guide that assumes nothing. Start at Amazonian.
Start gently02Malabar and Teo Aztec: moderate, even and unhurried, for a quiet night with people you trust.
See Malabar03Iceberg Albino's glacial caps and Code Blue's indigo bruising. The most striking fruit in the range.
See Iceberg Albino04GC Thrasher and Blue Penis Envy: the dense Penis Envy line, for people who already know how they respond.
See GC ThrasherWhere to begin
One place to start for each level of experience, from the calm classic to the Penis Envy line.
Sealed and shipped discreetly. Every harvest is third-party tested for potency, microbials and heavy metals.
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