Mushrooms
Short, thick and compact. Built like a little tank.
Whole dried Squatmak mushrooms — domed golden-brown caps on short, heavy stems. A compact cubensis that dries dense and weighs more than it looks.
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Total$45CAD
Quality is excellent. Nothing broken, nothing loose in the pouch. Plain, discreet packaging with nothing on it that gives anything away. Already…
Squatmak is named for how it grows: low, squat and stocky, with short thick stems and densely domed caps. It is related to the Squat Mac line, and like most small-batch cultivars its exact lineage is only documented by growers and vendors, not in a published source.
That dense form is practical. The fruits dry evenly, keep their shape and pack tightly, so a gram of Squatmak is a small, solid pile rather than a bag of air.
Community reports put it above standard cubensis. Take that as a reason to start lower than your usual gram count rather than as a promise of a particular experience.
| Level | Amount | What to expect |
|---|---|---|
| Microdose | 0.1 – 0.3 g | Sub-perceptual. Start here to learn how this cultivar sits with you. |
| Low | 0.4 – 0.8 g | Light euphoria and early visual depth. |
| Moderate | 1.0 – 2.0 g | A clear psychedelic experience with strong visuals. |
| High | 2.0 – 4.0 g | Deep, immersive territory. A sober sitter is recommended. |
We ship across Canada only. Standard is $20 and arrives in 4–9 business days; Express is $30 and arrives in 2–4. Shipping is free on orders of $150 or more. Every parcel is tracked.
Orders leave in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no indication of the contents or the sender. Pay in crypto — BTC, ETH, USDT, SOL or USDC — and there is no card statement and your name never reaches a payment processor. Visa and Mastercard are accepted too.
Squatmak is named for how it grows: low, squat and stocky, with short thick stems and densely domed caps. It is related to the Squat Mac line, and like most small-batch cultivars its exact lineage is only documented by growers and vendors, not in a published source.
That dense form is practical. The fruits dry evenly, keep their shape and pack tightly, so a gram of Squatmak is a small, solid pile rather than a bag of air.
Community reports put it above standard cubensis. Take that as a reason to start lower than your usual gram count rather than as a promise of a particular experience.
| Level | Amount | What to expect |
|---|---|---|
| Microdose | 0.1 – 0.3 g | Sub-perceptual. Start here to learn how this cultivar sits with you. |
| Low | 0.4 – 0.8 g | Light euphoria and early visual depth. |
| Moderate | 1.0 – 2.0 g | A clear psychedelic experience with strong visuals. |
| High | 2.0 – 4.0 g | Deep, immersive territory. A sober sitter is recommended. |
We ship across Canada only. Standard is $20 and arrives in 4–9 business days; Express is $30 and arrives in 2–4. Shipping is free on orders of $150 or more. Every parcel is tracked.
Orders leave in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no indication of the contents or the sender. Pay in crypto — BTC, ETH, USDT, SOL or USDC — and there is no card statement and your name never reaches a payment processor. Visa and Mastercard are accepted too.
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Squatmak
Happy customer
Quality is excellent. Nothing broken, nothing loose in the pouch. Plain, discreet packaging with nothing on it that gives anything away. Already thinking about my next order.
Average
Fine quality, nothing wrong, nothing that wowed me. Shipping was slower than I hoped, around a week in total.
Really consistent caps, which is the main thing I look for. Arrived in about five days and the parcel was in great shape.
I have ordered a few things online like this and this is one of the better ones. The Squatmak was spot on. Packed really securely, so nothing moved around in transit. Worth the price.
Solid stuff, arrived on time!
Reliable
The Squatmak looked exactly like the photos and everything was sealed properly. Fast, tidy and professional from start to finish.
Really good
Honestly better than I expected for Squatmak. The caps look great. Got a clear reply when I asked about delivery before ordering. Nothing I would change.
Reliable
The Squatmak was fine, just a little lighter in colour than the photos. Paying in crypto took a couple of minutes and the order shipped the next day.
Exactly as described
Second time ordering Squatmak and the batch matches the first one exactly. Support answered my question within the hour. Easy to deal with.
Love these, great price 🍄
Dense, brittle and clean smelling, just how Squatmak should be. Shipping was quick and the tracking updated at every step. Good value at this size.
Decent quality, arrived on time
Squatmak is the real deal, and it matched the description point for point. Delivery took a day longer than the estimate, but it was tracked throughout.
Good, with small notes
Really happy with the Squatmak. The caps were consistent from the first to the last. Tracking stalled for a couple of days, then caught up.
The label and the count on the pouch both matched the page. Confirmation was quick, though the parcel took longer than the page said.
Better than expected
Nothing damp in the middle of the stems, which I always check for. Tracking was accurate and the courier left it where I asked. Easy recommendation.
top quality, great price
Well packed
Squatmak arrived in perfect condition. No damage, no mess, nothing missing. Checkout was easy and the confirmation emails were clear. No hassle from start to finish.
The caps were an even size and the pouch was packed full. Good weight for the price. The parcel was plain and sealed with no smell leaking out. Already thinking about my next order.
Great quality, no complaints!
Happy enough, no real complaints
Sealed and shipped discreetly. Every harvest is third-party tested for potency, microbials and heavy metals.
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