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The thick-stemmed Penis Envy line, selected for deep blue bruising.
Whole dried Blue Penis Envy mushrooms — dense golden-tan caps on very thick stems with heavy blue-grey bruising. A Penis Envy line selection.
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Total$55CAD
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Blue Penis Envy is a selection within the Penis Envy family, chosen for its heavy blue bruising. It keeps the family traits: very thick, knotted stems, dense caps that barely open and a slow, difficult growth habit that keeps it rare.
Dried, the stems turn a hard, dark chestnut streaked with indigo, which makes it easy to tell apart from the rest of the range.
Community reports put the Penis Envy line among the strongest cubensis, and we list it as very high as an estimate, not a measurement. It is not a first-trip choice. Start with a fraction of what you are used to, and keep set and setting in order.
| Level | Amount | What to expect |
|---|---|---|
| Microdose | 0.1 – 0.2 g | Sub-perceptual, but noticeably firmer than a standard cubensis microdose. |
| Low | 0.3 – 0.8 g | A clear headspace shift with visuals. Do not use your usual gram count. |
| Moderate | 1.0 – 2.5 g | A full psychedelic experience with a heavy visual load. |
| High | 2.5 g+ | Ego-dissolving territory. A sober sitter is strongly recommended. |
We ship across Canada only. Standard is $20 and arrives in 4–9 business days; Express is $30 and arrives in 2–4. Shipping is free on orders of $150 or more. Every parcel is tracked.
Orders leave in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no indication of the contents or the sender. Pay in crypto — BTC, ETH, USDT, SOL or USDC — and there is no card statement and your name never reaches a payment processor. Visa and Mastercard are accepted too.
Blue Penis Envy is a selection within the Penis Envy family, chosen for its heavy blue bruising. It keeps the family traits: very thick, knotted stems, dense caps that barely open and a slow, difficult growth habit that keeps it rare.
Dried, the stems turn a hard, dark chestnut streaked with indigo, which makes it easy to tell apart from the rest of the range.
Community reports put the Penis Envy line among the strongest cubensis, and we list it as very high as an estimate, not a measurement. It is not a first-trip choice. Start with a fraction of what you are used to, and keep set and setting in order.
| Level | Amount | What to expect |
|---|---|---|
| Microdose | 0.1 – 0.2 g | Sub-perceptual, but noticeably firmer than a standard cubensis microdose. |
| Low | 0.3 – 0.8 g | A clear headspace shift with visuals. Do not use your usual gram count. |
| Moderate | 1.0 – 2.5 g | A full psychedelic experience with a heavy visual load. |
| High | 2.5 g+ | Ego-dissolving territory. A sober sitter is strongly recommended. |
We ship across Canada only. Standard is $20 and arrives in 4–9 business days; Express is $30 and arrives in 2–4. Shipping is free on orders of $150 or more. Every parcel is tracked.
Orders leave in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no indication of the contents or the sender. Pay in crypto — BTC, ETH, USDT, SOL or USDC — and there is no card statement and your name never reaches a payment processor. Visa and Mastercard are accepted too.
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Penis Envy genetics, heavy build. Not a strain for the first trip.
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Quick to bruise, slow to forget. Deep blue-grey staining throughout.
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Blue Penis Envy
love it, quick shipping 🍄
Love these, thank you!
Easy from start to finish
The label and the count on the pouch both matched the page. Plain, discreet packaging with nothing on it that gives anything away. Worth the price.
Great quality, arrived early 🍄
The caps stayed whole rather than turning to crumbs in the pouch. Support answered my question within the hour. Easy to deal with. Worth the price.
Good value
Quality is solid. I would have liked a bit more detail about it on the page. Arrived in about six days and the parcel was in great shape. Worth the price.
Exactly as described
Nothing damp in the middle of the stems, which I always check for. Checkout was easy and the confirmation emails were clear.
Nearly perfect
Really consistent caps, which is the main thing I look for. Tracking stalled for a couple of days, then caught up.
Too high 🍄
I have ordered a few things online like this and this is one of the better ones. The Blue Penis Envy was spot on. Shipping was slower than I hoped, around a week in total.
Would order again
Dry the whole way through, with thick stems and heavy caps. Paying in crypto took a couple of minutes and the order shipped the next day.
Great service
Nothing to fault with the Blue Penis Envy. Clean, tidy and well presented. Order confirmed quickly and the box showed up earlier than the estimate. Easy recommendation.
Consistent every time
The caps were an even size and the pouch was packed full. Good weight for the price. Got a clear reply when I asked about delivery before ordering. Nothing I would change.
Love these, quick delivery 🍄
Great service
Quality is excellent. Nothing broken, nothing loose in the pouch. Fast, tidy and professional from start to finish. Worth the price.
Good overall
Everything about the Blue Penis Envy felt carefully handled, from the pouch to the caps inside. Arrived a few days after the estimate but in good condition.
Really good
The Blue Penis Envy looked exactly like the photos and everything was sealed properly. Shipping was quick and the tracking updated at every step.
Great service
The pouch was sealed tight and the caps were in perfect shape. Packed really securely, so nothing moved around in transit.
decent quality, packaging could improve
Would order again
Second time ordering Blue Penis Envy and the batch matches the first one exactly. The parcel was plain and sealed with no smell leaking out.
Great quality
Blue Penis Envy arrived in perfect condition. No damage, no mess, nothing missing. Tracking was accurate and the courier left it where I asked.
Sealed and shipped discreetly. Every harvest is third-party tested for potency, microbials and heavy metals.
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